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Post by joe on Nov 22, 2010 13:42:03 GMT -5
I go to a football game at a crowded, sold-out stadium. It is so crowded the 12-inch section of bench I am supposed to sit on is not visible. I finally get everyone to squeeze down but now I am shoulder-to-shoulder with the people next to me. The guy next to me is a bigger gentleman who is clearly taking up more than his designated 12 inches. What is worse? He keeps prematurely standing up every 2 minutes. NOTHING HAPPENED!! NO NEED TO STAND!! But he does. And when he does his large bum is right in my face...we are talking a matter of an inch or two. My mind goes racing...do I smell poo? No...I am just imagining it...but do I? Now I am forced to stand with this guy EVERY time! The people behind me are getting upset but there is no way I am staying seated with a big smelly bum in my face! I felt like yelling at the hecklers in the back and telling them..."HEY!! THIS GUY KEEPS PUTTING HIS BUM IN MY FACE!! I DONT WANT TO STAND BUT I HAVE TOO!! I THINK I SMELLED POO!! And maybe...just maybe..they might understand.
I left the game after 10 minutes.
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Post by G on Nov 22, 2010 14:16:40 GMT -5
I go to a football game at a crowded, sold-out stadium. It is so crowded the 12-inch section of bench I am supposed to sit on is not visible. I finally get everyone to squeeze down but now I am shoulder-to-shoulder with the people next to me. The guy next to me is a bigger gentleman who is clearly taking up more than his designated 12 inches. What is worse? He keeps prematurely standing up every 2 minutes. NOTHING HAPPENED!! NO NEED TO STAND!! But he does. And when he does his large bum is right in my face...we are talking a matter of an inch or two. My mind goes racing...do I smell poo? No...I am just imagining it...but do I? Now I am forced to stand with this guy EVERY time! The people behind me are getting upset but there is no way I am staying seated with a big smelly bum in my face! I felt like yelling at the hecklers in the back and telling them..."HEY!! THIS GUY KEEPS PUTTING HIS BUM IN MY FACE!! I DONT WANT TO STAND BUT I HAVE TOO!! I THINK I SMELLED POO!! And maybe...just maybe..they might understand. I left the game after 10 minutes. I read this while having a bad day at work.... I needed this... |
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Post by joe on Nov 22, 2010 14:31:26 GMT -5
haha, good...wasnt sure if it was too 'over the top' but I felt like venting. I wasted a good Saturday getting ready for the game, finding parking, fighting the crowds, etc. I am glad the tickets were free. Dont know how someone could pay $51.00 to sit through that.
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Post by defiant1 on Nov 22, 2010 20:32:21 GMT -5
I go to a football game at a crowded, sold-out stadium. It is so crowded the 12-inch section of bench I am supposed to sit on is not visible. I finally get everyone to squeeze down but now I am shoulder-to-shoulder with the people next to me. The guy next to me is a bigger gentleman who is clearly taking up more than his designated 12 inches. What is worse? He keeps prematurely standing up every 2 minutes. NOTHING HAPPENED!! NO NEED TO STAND!! But he does. And when he does his large bum is right in my face...we are talking a matter of an inch or two. My mind goes racing...do I smell poo? No...I am just imagining it...but do I? Now I am forced to stand with this guy EVERY time! The people behind me are getting upset but there is no way I am staying seated with a big smelly bum in my face! I felt like yelling at the hecklers in the back and telling them..."HEY!! THIS GUY KEEPS PUTTING HIS BUM IN MY FACE!! I DONT WANT TO STAND BUT I HAVE TOO!! I THINK I SMELLED POO!! And maybe...just maybe..they might understand. I left the game after 10 minutes. I was wondering why you kept standing up next to me. For the record, there was nothing solid in my pants, just liquid. df1 |
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Post by joe on Nov 23, 2010 8:36:37 GMT -5
HAHA, THAT WAS YOU!!?!?
I posted this story on two other forums and here is what I got:
Chili wrote (this is on a webcomic forum in the General Ramblings section):
My reply:
Chili's reply:
My reply before thread was locked:
Other replys:
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Post by defiant1 on Nov 23, 2010 11:46:53 GMT -5
You should have shown a lot more respect for her feelings and suggested gynalotrimin to solve her problem. She's probably excessively overweight and has problems with body odor and yeast infections. You need to work on being more respectful in a public forum.
df1
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Post by defiant1 on Nov 23, 2010 11:53:22 GMT -5
It kinda makes me want to post in that group and put a link to my web comic. If your story offended her, I imagine my comic would do the same.
df1
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Post by joe on Nov 23, 2010 12:21:00 GMT -5
LoL, my thoughts exactly. Did...did he just say...bum? You have a webcomic? Sounds good...link please  Really bummed that most everything on this forum is a white box with a red X inside since all photo hosting sites are blocked where i work ;( |
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Post by defiant1 on Nov 23, 2010 16:09:18 GMT -5
LoL, my thoughts exactly. Did...did he just say...bum? You have a webcomic? Sounds good...link please Really bummed that most everything on this forum is a white box with a red X inside since all photo hosting sites are blocked where i work ;( Yeah, but I can't draw. My friends always beg me to make more and I haven't allocated any time to the task. www.drunkduck.com/Dr_Jocks_Tales_of_Misery/index.php?p=130351df1 |
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Post by defiant1 on Nov 23, 2010 16:18:35 GMT -5
It took me awhile to find the link. Two people rated it and they both gave me a 5 out of 5. Damn.... they are ass kissers!
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